I was browsing the trash bin in my email to look once more at a notification from a certain douchebag when I noticed the delete button in the trash bin has been aptly named "delete forever." 

What is the context of "forever"? When you delete those emails, will they really be disposed of for "forever"? Or will they join the stream of unconsciousness where most things are forgotten, only to be remember at a certain place in time and space? Is it really "forever", or is it until it can be retrieved once more? 

Oh my gosh, am I even thinking clearly